Podiatrist Sterling Heights MI
43184 Dequindre Road
Sterling Heights, MI 48314
586-997-5000
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- 2012
- May (18)
- Ideal Weight and Your Feet
- Some Common Foot Myths
- Bicycling and Your Feet
- Cracked Heels
- Trench Foot
- What is a Neuroma?
- Time for More "Corny Jokes"
- Gaglionic Cysts
- Burn Injuries to the Feet
- Necrotizing Fasciitis
- OSTEOPOROSIS AND YOUR FEET
- Ingrown Toenails
- Your Feet and Nutrition
- Red Hot Chili Peppers Lead Singer ---Foot Injury
- Your Foot Doctor and High Blood Pressure
- Tarsal Tunnel Syndrome
- Protect Your Feet from the Sun
- Beating Foot Odor
- April (21)
- Some Podiatry Facts
- Still More Corny Jokes!
- Walking and Your Feet
- Acquired Adult Flat Foot Deformity
- Your Feet and The Gym
- Pedicure Tips!
- Haglund's Deformity (Pump Bump)
- To Dick Clark--Many Thanks
- Some Foot Facts
- Common Foot Problems
- Dance, Dance, Dance!
- Foot, Ankle and Toe Injuries
- Morton's Neuroma and Steven Tyler
- More Corny Jokes!
- Fallen Arches (Flat Feet)
- Runner's Feet Injuries-Warning Signs
- Athlete's Foot
- Some Foot Trivia
- Arthritis and Your Feet
- What are Orthodics?
- Exercises for Your Feet
- March (20)
- Hammer-Toes
- Foot Tendonitis
- Corny Jokes Part 3
- "Flip-Flops"
- Diabetic Neuropathy
- MRSA
- Perfect Penguin Pedis!
- HIGH HEELS!
- Toenail Fungus
- The Tour-de-Cure!!!
- Some St. Patrick's Day Trivia
- Stress Fractures
- Digital X-Ray
- Funny Jokes Part 2
- P.A.D.
- Plantar Warts
- The World's Biggest Feet?!?!
- GOUT!
- Fun Foot Trivia
- 10 Tips for Healthier Feet
- February (16)
- Pain in Your Back?
- Amazing Dog Feet!
- Listen to Your Feet Part 6
- Listen to Your Feet Part 5
- Listen to Yor Feet Part 4
- Listen to Your Feet Part 3
- Listen to Your Feet Part 2
- Listen to Your Feet!
- Mardi Gras!
- Your Feet and Diabetes
- "CORNY" JOKES
- Ice Skating on Holland's Frozen Canals
- President Lincoln's Foot Doctor
- Super Bowl Quarterback Had Foot Pain!
- New Dr. Jacob Video Soon for Website!!
- Tip of the Day
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Well you know it had to happen. We are putting some "CORNY" (pun intended) podiatry jokes in our blog. Ok, they are not the funniest but they are the best we could find at this time, so enjoy!
Did you hear about the American podiatrist and the English chiropodist?
They were arch rivals.
Santa's sled broke down on Christmas Eve. He flagged down a passing motorist and asked, 'Can you help me fix my sled?' 'Sorry,' the motorist replied. 'I'm not a mechanic - I'm a podiatrist.'
'Well', said Santa, 'can you give me a toe?'
Be careful when you eat spoiled Toe-fu, you may get Toe-mane poisoning!
Stephanie, the three year old, put her shoes on by herself. Her father, Barry, noticed that the left shoe was on the right foot and vice-versa. He sat Stephanie down on a chair and said quietly, 'Dear, your shoes are on the wrong feet.' She looked up at her father with a quizzical expression and replied, 'Don't try to mess with me, Dad, I know they are my feet!
What's the condition called when all your toes go to sleep?
Ans: Coma -toes!
What do you call toes that smell?
Ans: Hali-toe-sis.
Usually, our noses smell and we use our feet to run. But, if you turn it around, it still makes sense: Noses run and feet smell!.
So there you go friends. Hope you got at least a smile from them. Thanks for bearing withn
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